The Side Chic Contract

First and foremost, ladies you need to determine if you are the main chic or are you the side chic. It’s not hard to determine on your own. Females need a lot of attention as you know. A perfect man with responsibilities only has time to give his main chic 75% of the attention she needs. So if you only getting somewhere between 10 and 15 percent... you are the side chic. Now, being the side chic, you sign an invisible contract which is like any other contract. It’s binding and has terms mutually agreed upon by both parties. These terms insure both parties are satisfied and business runs smoothly.

First is Communication...

This is a very important part of our contract. As the side chic most of our communication will be done face to face. We need not have a paper trail that the main chic can follow... So, if you call or text before 9pm and I don’t answer... don’t call back. There can be no calls or texts after 9pm unless it’s from said male to said side chic. So this means no late night tickle talking aka boo loving and absolutely no picture messages. I will not add you to my facebook, not even my myspace.

Second is our time...

Now being that I only have 10-15 percent of attention to spare, we will only have four meetings within a two week span. These meetings will be great, though. They will be at your place so you won’t have to travel. We will order-in from the best delivery spots... only the best. And of course we would go out...to far places where nobody knows us... But that would count as two meetings. Major holidays are designated for the main chic but your birthday and the day before Valentine’s Day are yours.

Last is your Growth...

Surprising right...but yes, your growth is part of the contract. Being a side chic has a glass ceiling. You can never go from my side chic to my main chic. This contract clearly states that. If you want more communication, more time, a holiday, or even an add to facebook, you want more than what this contract entails. If at any point you feel like this, realize that you are reaching to be a main chic and a reviewing of this contract is in order!

Just think of this contract as working for a temp agency. I’m just preparing you to land a permanent position as somebody’s main chic.... one day… just not mine.

This week’s homework question: What is the difference between the main chic and the only chic?

Class dismissed...

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The Pro Fessor is 25... Single as of today.  He writes occasionally and has thoughts on everything... A workaholic to say the least.
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